don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Coming home from school like
"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon
"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices
Ducklings have great brakes.
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
when gas gets too expensive
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be